Terms and conditions of use
Nobody talks about Rule 1
OK so I really don't have any real terms or conditions, I make stuff, can't keep it all that would be silly, also I need to buy stuff like wood, wax, oil, sandpaper etc. to make stuff in the first place. so if I make it and you buy it, then you can provide the storage and a contribution towards the cost of making it all in one go, in return you get too have some stuff I made. So everyone should be happy, if they are not then we will figure that out when the time comes.
All right ... I confess I haven't cut your hair ... I hate cutting hair. I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I see hair. When I was a kid I used to hate the sight of hair being cut. My mother said I was a fool. She said the only way to cure it was to become a barber. So I spent five ghastly years at the Hairdressers' Training Centre at Totnes. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years? I didn't want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia . . . actually stolen from Monty Python because I completely failed to have a Rule 3, I mean Rule 1 was just silly and Rule 2 wasn't much better. Hope they don't blow me up now.....